Once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom where the people wore nothing but underwear. Everyday was a fun-filled adventure, and the citizens were always happy and content.
But one day, a terrible curse befell the land. The king and queen disappeared, and the people were left to fend for themselves. The underwear became stained and tattered, and the once happy kingdom became a desolate wasteland.
Years passed, and the kingdom remained in ruins. But one day, a brave adventurer happened to stumble upon the land. He was surprised to find that the people were still alive – albeit living in poverty. The adventurer decided to help restore the kingdom to its former glory. He gathered up all of the old underwear from around the land and distributed it amongst the people. And with that, they were able to rebuild their homes and lives. And they all lived happily ever after… wearing nothing but clean, fresh underwear!
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